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October 02, 2002

51. I don't want to

51. I don't want to have kids. But if I ever had a daughter, I'd name her Rio, and she would have to dance on the sand. Dance, damn you, dance!
52. I have never eaten a booger, or glue, or chalk.
53. Watching someone draw anything with a pen or pencil hypnotizes me.
54. Hockey is fun. Blood bounces on ice.
55. I love hunting turkey. If you've ever seen a turkey in flight, you'd know that they deserve to die.
56. My first gay experience was in Skagway, Alaska.
57. When I had hair on my head, I looked like Guy Smiley from the game show on Sesame Street. Later, when I was fat and grew my hair into a ponytail, I looked like Steven Segal.
58. I dance like a white boy raised in a Baptist church.
59. My first kiss was Jennifer McKinney in 9th grade. First attempt we bonked heads.
60. My best kiss was Massimo Bilancione, an Italian tourist in London. We kissed in Leicester Square in a warm summer rain.
61. My favorite keychain was my Buddha keychain. I liked having the wise man of a billion people in my pocket.
62. My ultimate travel destination would be New Zealand.
63. I don't salute the flag, I think that being a patriot can't be defined by a hollow rote monologue.
64. I know how lucky I am to have been born American.
65. I have no fear of public speaking.
66. I can hold my breath for over two minutes.
67. I don't really meditate well. About two minutes of deep breathing, I'm asleep.
68. I have played a turn based videogame 48 hours without a break.
69. I don't believe in astrology at all.
70. I do believe in ghosts. I've seen one.
71. I believe in fairy tales.
72. I'm allergic to shellfish and thimerasol.
73. I would love to get into politics, but I don't want my private life made public.
74. I have owned my Coke machine for fifteen years.
75. No cavities, plus I floss every night.

Posted by G at October 2, 2002 09:57 PM