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October 11, 2002
I'm not sure which is
I'm not sure which is worse- being so fashionably inept as to require government assistance, or having a roommate who can effortlessly select the coolest outfit. He wears a t-shirt, looks famous. I wear a t-shirt, look homeless.
It's like being Adam and Eve in the garden. Until I met my smooth devilishly cool roommate, I was blissfully unaware that my ping-pongs and boobies shouldn't be bouncing about. Then I bit into the Big Apple, discovered that my 'unmentionables' included most of my wardrobe, and began to clothe myself with thrift store leaves and manpurses.
Don't get me wrong, I love having Sparky as a roommate. It's just that now that I know about matching my belt with not only shoes but also coats, I'm doomed. I have the knowledge of good and evil clothes coordination, but lack the ability to discern the difference. Now I leave the house badly dressed, with the full knowledge that I'm badly dressed. I think I understand the allure of naturists.
Posted by G at October 11, 2002 10:14 PM