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February 03, 2003
As I ponder killing children
As I ponder killing children (the list of ways keeps getting longer and longer, throttling or poisoning no longer suffice), I have developed this wonderful escapist fantasy. The fantasies aren't terribly complex, as they don't need alibis, escapes, or clever ruses. I'm not afraid of punishment.
Prison life wouldn't be so bad. Obviously, the gay sex is not a problem. I'll avoid becoming the junior high man-bitch, using my patented teacher stare. I don't particularly have a prison sex fantasy, but groups of men in shower scenes sound rather fun.
I'd be able to work out daily, getting all buffed up, eventually have those killer abs I've always wanted. I could catch up on my reading, watch tv, pursue my masters without the distraction of commutes and deadlines, and probably continue writing my blog. I get free healthcare, free cable, no rent, and get repetitive labor, which I love. I do my best thinking when my hands are occupied.
Best of all, no junior high kids (although I bet some of my kids will eventually show up). Someone please tell me the downside.
Posted by G at February 3, 2003 08:48 PM