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February 11, 2003
I can't remember who suggested
I can't remember who suggested this to me, not the new roommate Andrew, maybe it was Dan. Regardless, someone suggested a brilliant idea. For all of those kids in my classes who are failing horribly, we automate the process and practice eugenics. For the kids who get the low level 1's and 2's, we hand them their test scores.... and condoms. Equal opportunity requires that I also neuter the annoying yuppie kids that are smart but smarmy. I'm also fine with that idea.
Along the lines of new ideas, the kicky new roommate did one of those earth shattering paradigm shifts in life for me. I step into the shower this morning and almost shut down. I have lived here nearly a year experiencing the same vague annoyance the entire time. I'm not the most graceful gazelle to prance around in our dinky shower stall, so I constantly knock things off the little shelves on the shower wall. There was an awkwardly placed mirror to the left that was useless unless you scrunched to the left, and then the annoying shelf. Andrew moved in and switched them around immediately. Heaven! If I need the mirror for shaving the head, it is directly in front of me. The shelf is out of harm's way, and I'm a happy naked wet camper.
Posted by G at February 11, 2003 09:06 PM