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March 09, 2003

One of the horsemen of

One of the horsemen of the Apocalypse galloped out of the Time Out NY magazine last week. I'm flipping through the pages, and this horrifying vision assaulted me, making me know that we live in the final days of humanity.

Debbie Gibson and Neil Patrick Harris are the leads in Cabaret. Ouch. Nothing wrong with them really, they could be wonderful, now that she is now Deborah Gibson, and he's no longer Doogie. However, the prophecies have foretold the end, and the end shall involve the scariest leads on Broadway.

Both actors were extremely influential in my early years. Debbie was so much better than Tiffany, and Doogie Howser was originally from Portales, NM. I had some redneck friends who regularly beat him up during his tortured childhood. He moved away when he was about 12, and these boys grew to then bash fags at the local gay cruising spot. This was fortunate/unfortunate for me, as I didn't know there were any gays in the area. I made the correct noises when they talked about beating up fags, and then casually excused myself from the festivities. I think I'll write more about this later.

Posted by G at March 9, 2003 09:04 PM