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June 08, 2003
Hookers and fashion
You know your neighborhood is moving up in the world when the hookers start to dress nicely. Since I’ve moved here to Bushwick/Williamsburg, it’s been a steady progression from seedy to quality seedy with organic grocery store. I’ve noticed this one hooker, she’s quite skanky, wearing the same stuff since Flashdance. However, I see her strutting today in a new fluorescent yellow pantsuit, basically a radioactive banana with giant breasts. Her saunter had an extra kick, and I felt that things are good with the world. If you’re a hooker and can afford a spiffy new outfit, things have to be good, right? Of course, this means my rent will go higher, but I’ve got to keep pace with the hookers.
Posted by G at June 8, 2003 01:20 PM
Comments
Just so long as you don't start looking like a radioactive banana with giant breasts!
Posted by: Lee at June 8, 2003 09:37 PM