Glennalicious: Winged monkeys

June 30, 2003

Winged monkeys

First off, I�m ecstatic that I can now go back to Lubbock and have pure unadulterated sodomy fun in my house. NOW the Jacuzzi in the back of the house could be used for even wilder parties, if that is possible. Strom Thurmond finally dying on the same day just creates even more potential for a big gay holiday in the future. You wonder if someone melted that sexist bigot by throwing water on him. Will all of his winged monkeys now turn liberal?

Pride weekend was just chock full of fun. I didn�t go to the parade, but all the rainbows shining everywhere certainly made for perfect weather. The homosexuals descended on Manhattan like a big rainbow blanket. It was nice, as the gay bar I went to with Mike (Metropolitan in Williamsburg) was deserted, except for some particularly sketchy guys. I did volunteer as a bartender at the Pier Dance. Eight thousand perfectly sculpted shirtless boys sweating and dancing to pounding bass can definitely be overwhelming. Fortunately, I was able to go as an observer, protected by the bar and my volunteer badge. I have never seen so much Red Bull consumed, and the amount of depilated chest hair could probably plug a thousand sinks. The dark side of an event like that was also clearly evident from my viewpoint. Stretcher after stretcher of tweaked out boys flew past our alcohol station, out of sight of all the more fortunate boys. Perfect abs don�t look so sexy when wracked by spasms, tan faces look pale when lungs stop working, and the perfect outfit gets spoiled when covered in vomit. I felt jealous of these bronzed gods, but grateful that I�m not one of them. I think the price paid doesn�t equal the actual product.

This morning was pure sleepy joy, as I woke up naturally at ten a.m. Yes, I should have woken earlier, as Bear gave me one of her Catholic guilt looks, but it was so nice to luxuriate in extra somnolence, I couldn�t feel even slightly bad. I was late to class, but our new professor is cool. This evening I need to write a few papers, but it shouldn�t take me more than a few hours. I still feel like this is some kind of trick or short vacation, but I�m also feeling cautiously giddy.

This summer will be great.

Posted by G at June 30, 2003 11:36 PM

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