Glennalicious

You need a new mirror!

This posting conveys why you're SO much hotter than any of those boys could ever hope to be.

Glenn.

Oh Glenn. I feel your pain because I go there once in a while. The things that you forgot to mention, though, that are the key to lots of these beautiful men are steroids, liposuction and plastic surgery. It is true. The drug abuse thing also has a way of making the best looking guys completely unattractive when you get down to brass tacks. I mean, how important is it really to look good enough to feel comfortable at the Pier Dance or a circuit party? There is much more to life. I stopped going to all of these events and I feel soooo much better about myself these days. It is depressing that Gay Pride used to be an event to celebrate who we ARE and our diversity. It has become a huge event of conformity with pressure all around to adhere to the Tom of Finland ideal of male beauty saddled with the overwhelming pressure in NYC to look as though you are hyper-successful, in control and together. If you are sipping away on a bottle of GHB or taking bump after bump of your drug of choice, believe me, you are not even close to together. I respect and look up to you Glenn, I think you are a quality person and friend and you are a hottie to boot. Please don't wish to be anything but yourself.

It's called crystal meth, dear.

We won't touch the "why Glenn always seems to have paramours around whenever I run into him" topic, but suffice it to say that you seem to do alright for yourself....

Thank you Mom. Thank you Kieran. Thank you Michael. Thank you Sam. That post definitely came out whiny. I meant it to be more in amazement and incomprehension.

Many of those guys have done horrible damage to their bodies to try to maintain that image. I just feel the same pressure that they do when I look in the magazines and on tv. My ego has been smacked about lately, and from the safety of a bartender, some of those guys look like they lead some kind of fabulous lifestyle. It appears simple on a visceral level, and I don't have enough knowledge of the drug scene to notice things like GHB in a cup. I had no idea that GHB came in a cup, actually.

Agreed with what was said and Mike summed it up nicely. It seems that they're drugged up Ken Dolls and I hate to see what they might look like when they reach their 40's and older. From what I've seen you look fine, Glenn.

glenn....
you are the sexiest muthafucka i know.
and i know me some muthafuckas.

Glenn, was I not clear enough about how hot you are? Of course, the brains and humor are a part of it, but I'm gathering you also want to be objectified as a hot hunk of raw meat. No problem. You are all that and more. The fact that you don't know it, as kayo pointed out, just makes you that much hottah.
GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!