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October 07, 2003
Authorized Dog Repairs
Nothing like the angry look of betrayal on your adoring dog’s face as the vet pokes his finger up her ass. You figure the dog of a homosexual wouldn’t get angry about this, and normally she is quite a tolerant dog when it comes to my bedroom shenanigans (not WITH the dog, pervs, but when I kick her out for privacy). She was overdue for her yearly checkup, plus she had a curious biting problem along her back and tail. Turns out she had infected anal glands. Gross. Very, very gross. $180 later, which seems expensive, except that she never has any problems. She is like the Honda of dogs. Very reliable, very dependable.
Posted by G at October 7, 2003 10:39 PM
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Poor Bear! Hope she's feeling better now.
Posted by: Jen at October 8, 2003 01:07 AM
Yeah, I hope she'll be better real soon!
But now, I'm stuck with this image of a mechanic in a Honda repair shop trying to explain to the car owner that the car has infected anal glands.
Posted by: Lee at October 8, 2003 02:59 AM
I've read that some pet owners have to help clear the glands, um, manually. Hope you're spared that task. If Bear thought you were a perv before, she'd really start to wonder...
Posted by: Casey at October 8, 2003 02:31 PM
the honda of dogs? maybe you should put a pine green air freshener around her neck.....take her for a walk to allow the water pump to leak.....$99 dollars for new pads....i could go on all night with this line of thinking but i'll spare you the rest.
brian
Posted by: brian nesbitt at October 11, 2003 07:39 PM
Awww! Poor BEAR. We owe you a visit, but i don't foresee this happening till after new years :-(
Get Well Soon doggalicious!
Posted by: Telefrank at October 22, 2003 11:58 AM