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December 17, 2003

Very confusing

Okay. Scissors, paper, rock. Classic game, easy rules.

Rock smashes scissors. Got it.
Scissors cuts paper. Got it.
Paper covers rock. Huh?

How exactly is this a winning scenario? Gift wrapped rocks are less deadly? The rock can't see where to hurl itself? The rock's breathing apparatus is smothered? When it tries to sneak up on you, it makes crinkling noises?

I've been stuck at the house for far too long.

Posted by G at December 17, 2003 04:51 PM

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rock covered with paper - perhaps, "out of sight, out of mind" ??
Feel better soon, my out of sight but not out of mind friend

Posted by: JP at December 17, 2003 05:42 PM

Uh Glenn, better go check all of the pilot lights in the house; make sure everything is still lit. We're getting a little concerned for y'all out here. Air, it's all about good air.

Glenn, you with us buddy?

Posted by: Ron at December 17, 2003 08:07 PM

Well, when Bear starts to actually talk in English, then you really need to worry!

Hope yer feeling better soon!

Posted by: Lee at December 18, 2003 01:38 AM

Paper soften the blow of rock, thereby rendering it useless. What good is a soft rock? Feel better soon Glenn and stay away from children until you do.

Posted by: Eric at December 19, 2003 12:23 AM

Bear only speaks in Russian, her real name is Medved.

I wish I was lit, I haven't drank any alcohol in a month. Probably why I'm sick.

Posted by: Glennorama Brooklyn at December 19, 2003 10:04 AM