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January 22, 2004

If I were

a cannibal, I would only eat vegetarians. Every good hunter knows that herbivores taste better than omnivores.

Posted by G at January 22, 2004 07:32 AM

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As a vegetarian, I'm not sure whether to be proud or disturbed at that thought. For safety, the next time I see you I'll be wearing cooked raisins all over my body.

Posted by: Casey at January 22, 2004 12:49 PM

In honor of FIDDLER ON THE ROOF opening on Broadway...Glenn does FIDDLER!--

"If I were a cannibal...yada dada dada dada dada dada dada bum!"

(sung to the tune of "If I Were a Rich Man", of course.)

Posted by: Danny at January 22, 2004 03:00 PM

And somewhere out there, Herbie Vore has gotten nervous.

A raisin-covered Casey....hmmm.... :-)

Posted by: Lee at January 24, 2004 01:09 AM

Raisin covered Caseys. You just discovered the next Hershey product, and we'll have to kill you.

We also have to dip Casey in chocolate, but that is just a fun challenge.

Posted by: Glennorama Brooklyn at January 25, 2004 08:09 PM

"Ze man at ze shop? 'e didn't 'ave any nuts...z'ats why I took ze raisins..."

Posted by: Casey at January 26, 2004 12:37 PM

But I 'ope 'e 'ad zee chocolat!

Posted by: Lee at January 27, 2004 12:42 AM