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January 13, 2004

Medical miracles

This might get me as much ribbing as the Manilow lesson, but I'm feeling a bit befuthered, bewoldered, and boddled.

Ex-boyf Daniel took wonderful care of Bear while I was in London. Bear had a slight medical problem, so she was on some pills. When I picked her up, I noticed that Daniel had somehow jammed the cap onto the top of the medicine bottle.

At first I thought he had jammed it somehow. I have to admit that I smugly assumed that my mechanically-impaired ex had done something silly. However, I then discovered that the top of the pill bottle is threaded to fit threads just inside the pill bottle. This circumvents the whole safety lock. I investigated my bottles in the medicine cabinet, and THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME WAY.

I hate being late to the party.

Posted by G at January 13, 2004 09:34 PM

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So late that you really should take this post down.
And you are usually so mechanically-minded!

Posted by: Stephen at January 14, 2004 09:50 AM

But you look so pretty arriving...

Posted by: sam at January 14, 2004 11:08 PM

It's all just a CIA plot to confuse you.

Posted by: Lee at January 17, 2004 11:19 PM

I think the whole idea about this is that people who have little kids around can put the lid on in a way that safety-locks the bottle, and older people with arthritis (or who for some other reason have trouble opening a childproof bottle) and don't have little kids around can do it the other way.

It's quite egalitarian, really.

Posted by: Chris at January 18, 2004 09:06 AM

I'm speechless. And kinda touched. You see...when we were together, Glenn was always the smart one.

(and upon breaking up - my stupidity was confirmed!!)

D'oh!

Posted by: Danny at January 18, 2004 10:34 PM

What I find convenient is that with one perscription I take, I need to break down the pill into smaller pieces before I take it so I just use the cap as a mini cup to hold the pieces in.

Posted by: Lee at January 19, 2004 02:25 AM