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February 07, 2004
Fake&Bake
Technology sure can jump forward in just a few years. I used to tan in the fluorescent coffins back in Texas. It was quite relaxing, being bathed in light, this strange humming from fans and other unidentified sources. I always fell asleep, as I am basically a tanning narcoleptic.
I went to a newfangled one here in Brooklyn, basic cost: $2 per minute. I am going to Hawaii in a week, and I wanted a primer tan. The new one only takes 7 minutes, so I only started to get drowsy before it turned off. I was rather disappointed, but I'll go at least one more time before I leave.
Have I gloated to everyone sufficiently about going to Hawaii?
Posted by G at February 7, 2004 11:58 AM
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Hey, I still go to the machine, even living here. Just too busy some seasons to hang at the beach, and I can get a lot done while in the booth. I like to make my weekend calls to friends and family via the cell just to make sure that the inside is getting cooked too. Otherwise you come out looking like seared ahi; brown on the outside but raw in the middle.
Posted by: Out There at February 10, 2004 05:23 PM