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February 08, 2004
Tripping
No LSD, no crystal meth, no pot. It's not that kind of trip. But I'm frantically gathering the necessary items for a trip to Hawaii.
1) I need to wash the dog. She's a bit off.
2) I need to sort through my entire wardrobe, find the shorts, find the sandals, find the things covered by sweaters and such.
3) I need to find a buffer body, maybe some biceps and chicken leg replacements.
4) I need to buy some other gifts for hosts that are perfect, tasteful, and unique. I'm leaning towards 'Hello Tittie' t-shirts.
5) Create the perfect iTunes mixes, especially the crucial 'I'm heading to a warm nice place' mix and the 'I'm heading to a nasty cold place, don't cry' mix.
6) Replace headphones that I massacred last night.
7) Print the itinerary, make giggling noises when I have paper evidence of my trip to a nice place.
8) Fake n' Bake one more time, giving my body some kind of signal to produce melanin. Otherwise everyone will call me Glenndalf the White.
Posted by G at February 8, 2004 09:02 PM
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Hello Tittie is happy life and good feelings.
Posted by: Out There at February 10, 2004 05:09 PM
*laughs rather loudly* "Glenndalf the White". That's the kind of random shit I miss about living with you. :)
Posted by: BJ at February 18, 2004 01:42 PM