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April 18, 2004
Product Tie-Ins
I won't comment one way or other about the Passion. However, my extremely media-susceptible mind had the weirdest dream the other night.
In my dream, the Passion had decided to market alongside Koolaid. Blood, changing water to a red liquid, transubstantion, you see where I'm going. The Koolaid man performed strange miracles, the kids loved it, yet they still stuck him up on a cross. The cross was rounded so it would fit around his body, but when they nailed him up on the cross, Koolaid spilled out. It makes as much sense as anything in the Catholic church, and it would taste better.
For another random thought, we all know he's a top in the gay world. How? He's a PITCHER.
Posted by G at April 18, 2004 11:27 PM
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I'm speechless, G.
but....
Okay, "KOOL-AID" is most likely a top, fine, you make a good point. But now you have me thinking about suitable sexual positions for the ol' guy and dammit G, I really don't need to be having these visions!
Posted by: Danny at April 19, 2004 12:13 AM
I really don't like the image of being topped by the Kool Aid man.
Posted by: Paul at April 19, 2004 04:36 PM
In short, stop.
Posted by: kayo at April 20, 2004 12:13 AM
I hear they're coming back with Family Guy in the near future. You should get a job writing for them ... well, that or make millions writing books like Al Franken. Hey, write a book WITH Al Franken. I'd buy it. :)
Posted by: BJ at April 20, 2004 04:20 AM
And when Kool-Aid-Man tops you, the leftover stuff is not Santorum, but flavored Jell-O.
Posted by: jimbo at April 20, 2004 03:42 PM
Oh Yeah!
Transubstantiation red! Tasty!
Posted by: Glennorama Brooklyn at April 20, 2004 06:57 PM
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and wronger.
This is all just so wrong.
Posted by: Out There at April 20, 2004 09:53 PM
Why G? Where do these thoughts come from? Drugs can stop some of those voices in your head. Who wants to crucify the Kool-Aid man, let alone have him top you? Does he even have genitals? I need to go drink these images out of my head.
Posted by: Eric at April 20, 2004 11:07 PM
"The Passion of the Pitcher" starring James KoolAidvizel.
Posted by: Lee at April 21, 2004 02:02 AM
No, the Koolaid man doesn't have balls. But he does have cubes.
Posted by: Glennorama Brooklyn at April 21, 2004 07:28 AM
Posted by: Nathan at April 28, 2004 04:52 PM