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April 13, 2004
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Wherever it says baboon, put Americans/Republicans/American foreign policy. Wherever it says bully baboon dieoff, replace with Democrats taking over.
It's not a perfect analogy, as I am not terribly fond of Kerry. However, a 'D' grade is better than an 'F'. I'm just reminded of the great Simpsons Halloween episode where aliens inhabit the campaigning bodies of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. At first they attempt to hide their identity. When Homer shows the country their true character, they only taunt the gathered crowd: "What can you do? It's a two party system! You must vote for one of us!" The end of the episode has the family in chains, performing slave labor for the victorious alien. Homer tells Marge, "don't blame me, I voted for the other guy."
Posted by G at April 13, 2004 11:09 AM
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