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May 03, 2004
Grocery Porn
My neighborhood is an interesting place to buy groceries. Some time ago, I came across a wonderful soup mix. The actual mix is salty MSG death with very little actual cock, but I love the package. I trashed the contents, scanned the package, and ex-roomie Sparky cleaned it up.
I printed and ironed it onto a shirt. Discussions with roommate Michael as to what size the cock should be were filled with double entendre. We decided that six inches was perfect across the chest, although the girth is about eight. Because I am bad about balance, it also leans slightly to the left.
Any orders for more? I'm in the mood to make some as gifts for the bold and spicy.
Posted by G at May 3, 2004 09:47 PM
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oh, me! me!
Posted by: telefrank at May 4, 2004 11:20 AM
Can you make one in a XX size!!!?
Posted by: JP at May 5, 2004 03:52 PM
I may regret being so crude, but do they have any 'pussy' flavored soup? I really can't imagine plastering a 'big cock' across my breast.
Posted by: Dori at May 5, 2004 04:39 PM
First a lite brite coffee table and now this!?!? What must I do to get one? I hope it doesn't involve nudity or hair removal. How is the soup? I pick up a package of this a few years ago as a joke, but never bothered to try it. I assume it's bad cock by now, but you never know. How long does dehydrated cock last?
Posted by: Eric at May 8, 2004 10:21 AM
Dried cock lasts indefinitely, one just needs to add lube.
G
Posted by: Glennorama Brooklyn at May 8, 2004 09:44 PM
Hello I am from Tashkent Uzbekistan, I would like to have such T-shirt, to show the hint I am gay in this Central Asian republic. Nice site and articles are here, I will be visiting it again
Posted by: Anafi at June 9, 2004 06:59 AM