Glennalicious: Gaydar

September 10, 2004

Gaydar

Gaydar is really the simplest thing. Many straight friends talk about this mystical power that gay guys possess.

It's really simple, and I observed why straight people don't have straightdar. I'm walking to Kieran's birthday dinner from the subway, and I see this guy walking past these hot girls. Just like a gay guy, he makes some kind of eye contact with one girl as he is walking past. Just like a gay guy, he waits three seconds and turns around. However, and this is the crucial point, the girls DO NOT TURN AROUND. I saw that she was interested, but SHE DID NOT TURN AROUND.

And yet they still somehow manage to reproduce.

Posted by G at September 10, 2004 12:37 AM

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I love watching straight people cruise each other. They're so clueless!

Posted by: Alan at September 11, 2004 10:04 AM

An older gay friend once taught me years ago (when I was a youngling trying to hone my own Gaydar abilities,... "Always watch the other person to see what they are looking at." Closeted guys will invariably look at guys, and guys that you can't tell will give it away by watching either girls or boys... If they are looking at a sheep, or at their own reflection in a mirror, then you have a wholely different situation on your hands.

Posted by: Mr. HellsKitchen at September 11, 2004 03:13 PM

Oh, that's how it works? I always wait five seconds, then turn around. Hmm...must remember: three seconds. ;)

Posted by: Jen at September 12, 2004 04:15 PM

No, no... women ONLY want the guys who DON'T notice us.

And let's face it, you don't have to date to get laid... all a hot chick has to do is point to someone, cock their head to the side, and the dick will follow.

And all you have to do to reproduce is get laid.

Being straight ain't all that.

Posted by: MzOuiser at September 17, 2004 04:22 PM