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October 10, 2004
S and Sh
I'm allergic to shellfish. It will kill me.
When it comes to frosting, I'm selfish. All of the frosting is mine. MINE!
My high school principal told me I'm shiftless. He was a gutless turd.
My boyfriend told me I have a shelf-ass. Supposedly he likes that, as he needs somewhere to put his coffee.
Posted by G at October 10, 2004 11:57 AM
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"I'm allergic to shellfish. It will kill me."
Shit!
"When it comes to frosting, I'm selfish. All of the frosting is mine. MINE!"
Sheesh.
My high school principal told me I'm shiftless. He was a gutless turd.
Shithead!!!
"My boyfriend told me I have a shelf-ass. Supposedly he likes that, as he needs somewhere to put his coffee."
Sugar?...
Posted by: Mr. HellsKitchen at October 10, 2004 04:59 PM
Where does he put his bagel?
*evil grin*
Posted by: palochi at October 11, 2004 12:40 PM
Sorry, I was just having a moment there thinking about Frosting + Shelf-ass. *fans self*
Posted by: Casey at October 11, 2004 06:03 PM
Shush, all of you! I shall shamefacedly descend into a shambolic state, especially if you discuss my shins and shanks!
Posted by: Glenn at October 11, 2004 06:33 PM
Shins? Shanks! Why, yesh, you're shertainly welcome!
Posted by: Casey at October 11, 2004 09:27 PM
Fer sher.
And don't call me Shirley.
Posted by: palochi at October 12, 2004 11:57 AM
The shelf-life of this sherade? Surely short.
Posted by: PatCH at October 12, 2004 09:46 PM
I said don't call me Shirley.
Posted by: palochi at October 13, 2004 12:32 PM
Reading this reminded me of speech therapy in grammar school -- a.k.a. going to "The Trailer."
(Shiver.)
Posted by: nicole at October 13, 2004 08:24 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: sam at October 19, 2004 11:23 AM