Glennalicious

I'm in.

All I'll need is a room with space enough for me, my bed, a chest, my Mac and my vidcam. And a high-speed data line of some sort. I'll be working on numerous documentaries about the plights of the American Blogger Expatriates (and stories of those we left behind who'll now reside at Gitmo... allegedly...) and be generally covering the downfall of America from a Quebecois point-of-view. Maybe I'll get a job as a freelancer with the CBC news service.

(And I'll also probably need to be producing a little video porn here and there on the side to pay the bills. Hope that's not an issue.)

Hmmm... there's a story here I need to write. :-)

oh i like the sound of this. I would need to bring my ibook and my 12 year old little dog, phoenix. do i get a discount for my services for body massage? i'm quite good at it.

Actually, this ties in with Matt and Steven's idea of making a gay hub. They run the prostitution ring, and I run the gay mechanic shop. We'll also have a shirtless car wash thing.

Umm, can you schedule me an interview for the prostitution thingy?

Honey, if I were you I'd run for the border with that cutie of yours and never look back. Well, maybe you could check back four years from now. But how's a Texan going to stand Canadian winters??

Me 2 on the prostitution thingy. I already took the Canadian online skilled worker test for immigrants and failed by 14 points. I guess Canada don't need cleaning people and prostitution is the only other thing that I am skilled at. LOL God help me.

Scored 67 on the test -- the minimum.

Wow. Tough test. Maybe I should brush up on my awful French first.

I'll sign up but I need space...got lotsa furniture, cd's, and books to haul. I could do office work.

And Palochi - I *swore* you posted "...a chest, my Mac and my vicodan!"

And just where is this skilled worker test?

Do I have to speak french?

Never mind - found the test. Passed but barely.

My Vicodan doesn't take up much space.

My Xanax, on the other hand...

Is there a sign-up sheet somewhere? I already parle pretty good francais, so that should be a plus, non?

Run Galicious, run. At least one of us will make it out. And D, take good care of our baby. (See you for Black and Blue!)

*bends over for examination*

Be gentle.

Fearful of Montreal winters? Your french needs polishing? Screw it -- mild, friendly Vancouver is where it's at. I'll consider relocating back home tomorrow for the right man : ) Now accepting applications and pictures (preferably naked).

(gets out digital camera and pen)

But what about your students?? Don't forget them! Can you hammer together a big assed boarding school and rescue them too?? No child left behind!

Yes, Matt and I are also taking applications for the gay whore house.

I don't take up much space, and I'm a good cook. I make kick ass enchiladas.