Glennalicious: Tourism is painful

November 27, 2004

Tourism is painful

I thought a house of gay guys filled a bathroom with various toiletries. My teenage nieces have redefined bathroom excess. Charlie cleared two shelves in anticipation of their arrival.

Not sufficient. There is neither enough space nor enough outlets in my poor bathroom. They have weird hair implements that defy description. Most involve electricity. I know that I haven't had hair in some time, but I didn't realize how much hair technology has leaped forward in ten years. I am certain that if I combined all the various hair concoctions, I could start cold fusion.

Posted by G at November 27, 2004 12:21 PM

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can i be an early investor in your cold fusion technology? it's the wave of the future. but don't let the secret out to quick, the oil companies will send ninjas out to kill you.

Posted by: myke at November 27, 2004 03:16 PM

I'm with myke. Count me in, and look out for those oil company ninjas! :)

Posted by: Jess at November 27, 2004 09:45 PM

Makes me glad I have a studio apt. Not enough room for guests period. *with a few exceptions*

Posted by: Mr. Hell's Kitchen at November 28, 2004 09:57 AM

Are you tempted to try out some of those hair implements on your chest hair? As a scientific experiment, of course...

Posted by: homer at November 28, 2004 11:13 AM

When we travel, my girls have a suitcase for their hair things alone. God forbid someone should mishandle my #1 daughter's PORCELAIN plated hair straightener! I shudder to think of that suitcase getting lost. I hear you. I really do. It is my world.

Posted by: pua at November 28, 2004 04:55 PM

I think it's a whole gay alpha male thing. It unsettles us a bit when we realize teenage girls have more of a prep list than we do.

Posted by: palochi at November 29, 2004 03:31 PM

Can you believe with all my hair, the only thing I ever brought was a curling iron? I was SUCH a nerd.

Posted by: MzOuiser at November 30, 2004 07:29 PM