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February 16, 2005
First dogs, then sick as a dog
Notes about the dog show:
It's a lot of work. The dogs were incredibly beautiful. I wish I had fur like that. My fur is dull and brittle. Maybe I should shower with an egg or something.
Dogs now wear makeup. They need a little redder lips, a little shinier nose, and shinier nails. Again, I was frumpy by comparison.
Handlers put the dog treats in their mouths before giving them to the dogs. I know I've put a lot of things in my mouth, but I think I know where I can draw the line.
It was incredibly fun. We were on the floor, my aunt got us champagne, and we had a blast looking at all the people, the dogs, and the handlers.
I missed school today because my little plague carriers finally got to me. I have a fever, the sore throat, and so much goop in my nasal passages that I might sell it by the gallon. Buyers?
Posted by G at February 16, 2005 09:55 PM
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Sorry, but you're late to the game.
Last week I flooded the market with my goop, so there's a glut of goop and prices have plummeted.
You will probably have to give it away.
Speedy recovery!
Posted by: Hugo at February 17, 2005 12:00 PM
One word: Airborne. Go buy some at Walgreen's the next time the Child Plague Minions from Hell start getting sick. I swear by it everytime a bug starts going around work from all the idiots with colds/flu who won't take a sick day because the world might explode or something if they don't show up to make everyone else miserable in the office.
The dog treats thing... oh ew. I'd have to bite my handler if I was one of those dogs.
Posted by: palochi at February 17, 2005 01:59 PM