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April 14, 2005
Savoring the flavor
Every time I stick it in my mouth, I have to resist the urge to swallow. Normally I don’t even have the impulse, and I spit the others right out. I know it is strange, but I love the flavor. I like the way it tingles on my tongue.
I switched to Colgate Total because it just seemed more responsible, but I forgot to buy toothpaste recently. I ransacked my bathroom and found my travel kit toothpaste from a few years ago. Putting it on my toothbrush and sticking it in my mouth was like other people’s memories of apple pie, I guess. Baking soda toothpaste is the bomb. I don’t like to stop brushing, because it’s also frothy. I’ll grimace at the mirror, pretending that I’m rabid. Grrrrr!
I’m probably the only one who finds baking soda tasty. I snuck a spoonful a few years ago straight from the box, and I thought it tasted pretty good. Of course, this is probably linked to my inability to taste moldy items, which is a bit funny, since baking soda absorbs those odors. One of these days, I’m going to attempt to make some baking soda candy. I bet I won’t have to share it with anyone.
Posted by G at April 14, 2005 09:56 PM
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I don’t like to stop brushing, because it’s also frothy. I’ll grimace at the mirror, pretending that I’m rabid. Grrrrr!
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Posted by: Jess at April 14, 2005 10:08 PM
Actually a spoon of baking soda mixed with a cup of water and drank is also good for indigestion ect.. Egawd now I sound like Heloise... Anyway, we keep some on hand at all times, even take a box on vacation.
Posted by: mouse at April 14, 2005 10:26 PM
maybe you could try the aforementioned remedy for when you eat rancid food. speaking of strange oral habits, have you tried the tongue scraper?
Posted by: brian at April 14, 2005 10:57 PM
i don't find baking soda tasty. or desirable. could be because i'm allergic to it.
Posted by: myke at April 14, 2005 11:28 PM
you're so totally right. i cannot even stand those blue gel sugary toothpasts. gimme baking soda every time. add in a little peroxide for the warm feeling of things dying inside your mouth!
Posted by: telefrank at April 15, 2005 10:57 AM
And don't forget that a paste of baking soda can be used as an exfoliant.
Posted by: Alan at April 15, 2005 11:02 AM
I understand about liking baking soda. I love the taste of baking soda toothpaste. But how weird is this--I love the taste of aspirin...so much so, that when I take one I like to let it dissolve in my mouth.
Posted by: Greg at April 15, 2005 12:35 PM
I can't remember the last time I was so turned on and turned off at the same time.
Posted by: palochi at April 15, 2005 03:12 PM
Freeeek. You're going to explode, or at least rise from doing that.
Posted by: jimbo at April 15, 2005 04:56 PM