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May 19, 2005
Lychee
I'm not terribly in love with my own blog at the moment, but I just had to cry out a terrible warning.
Not about Frist's nuclear option, although that is just criminally tragic.
Not about Uzbekistan's graphically horrifying massacre of civilians and our own guilt for supporting a despot's regime.
No. I don't care how convenient it is, no matter what. If your boyfriend makes himself a few lychee martinis at your place over the weekend and sensibly stores the remaining lychees in a container in your fridge, DO NOT EXPERIMENT by putting them in your oatmeal in the morning. Also, if the first bite makes your face grimace up like Dick Cheney during a constipation moment, don't continue eating it just because you don't have time to eat something else.
Go to school hungry. And don't think about the news of the world.
Posted by G at May 19, 2005 07:10 PM
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Ohmigod, the dreaded Dick Cheney Constipation Look? Doesn't your face stay like that forever afterwards?
Posted by: homer at May 19, 2005 08:21 PM
For some reason, I can't imagine what lychees are; I'm drawing a blank. I know I've seen them before, I think. I'm thinking a cross between kiwis, palm nuts, and breadfruit? Wait, what are palm nuts?
Posted by: J. at May 20, 2005 12:55 AM
Well, G. The first step is admitting you have a problem. Your is apparently bad judgment.
Posted by: Chris at May 20, 2005 10:52 AM
No pics. in your blog. But it's nice too.
Hi from Venice, Italy.
(tell me what u think about my blog. :)
Posted by: yadoge at May 20, 2005 11:30 AM
No pics? nice blogg anyway.
Hi from Venice (Italy)
(See my blog and tell me your opinion).
Posted by: yadoge at May 20, 2005 11:32 AM
Funny you should mention lychee...I had my very first one last night. It was in the bottom of my sake martini at Spice. My friend David said, "Eat it! They're good! They have the consistency of...well, eyeballs!" Of course I ate it anyway. Delicious. But I'll take your word for it and keep them the hell out of my oatmeal. Thanks for the tip.
Posted by: Helen Damnation at May 20, 2005 07:09 PM
If you want them to taste good with oatmeal, make sure you eat the oatmeal first then fill your bowl with vodka, then add the lychee.
Nice to see your blog's not dead.
Posted by: jase at May 22, 2005 10:21 AM
Lychees are... umm... disgusting. Fruit-flavored eyeballs at best.
Posted by: palochi at May 24, 2005 02:23 PM