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May 02, 2005
Naughty things with Ken
It really should have been crystal clear to my parents even when I was a child. My sister Bonnie was a huge victim of the whole Barbie target market, but poor Barbie always was left alone in the dream house, the Corvette, even on the ponies.
Ken and any other paramours disappeared within weeks of purchase. For some reason, they always found their way to my playbox, and always managed to lose their clothes.
Naked Ken. Naked GI Joe. Naked Bionic Man. I was absolutely fascinated with getting them naked, even as a six year old. I loved the muscular arms, the strong broad torsos, and the velvet chest hair on some of them. They were confusing, as I appeared hung like a horse compared to their featureless crotches, but I still identified with them.
I've definitely grown up, as I like my men to have anatomically correct packaging, but the whole super flexible legs that could go over their heads is still quite nice.
Here's a site that I definitely would have found educational as a child.
Posted by G at May 2, 2005 10:05 PM
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I wasn't so much fascinated with the dolls torso's, as I was with filling their heads up with that "Gak" slime stuff, and squeezing their heads infront of my sister so that it'd pop out of their eyes...
Posted by: AL at May 3, 2005 02:16 AM
Yes, legs like those (at least on real boys) can be quite nice. :)
Posted by: Jess at May 3, 2005 03:37 PM
Well, I always liked seeing their asses... And I also loved the ass cheeks on those littel troll dolls with the big plumes of hair. Love the site you linked to!
BTW, Happy Teacher Appreciation Week!
Posted by: Mr. HK at May 3, 2005 03:52 PM