July 21, 2005
Driving Rules
The Mercedes is a dream to drive. However, the GPS road system can sometimes be a little too observant.
The car's GPS was giving me directions to my next destination. "Drive straight for the next 6 miles."
I looked down at my "spicy cock" tshirt. Too difficult to change while driving at 70 mph.
I thought about the gay anthem music 'ncha ncha ncha'ing in the background. What could I change it to? Country? Or would I just have to stop singing it at the top of my lungs? At least I wasn't waving my hands about!
Once I was at the rest stop, I could jettison the good Shiner beer I bought in Texas, maybe buy some really cheap cans of Keystone.
Fortunately, six minutes had passed while I was reviewing the gayer aspects of my trip, so I was spared any difficult choices. The GPS didn't instruct me to "drive gay again" but maybe it just knew I would.
Posted by G at July 21, 2005 04:56 PM
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What a wonderful mix: G and a big Merc, rolling across the prairie!
If Daimler-Benz (I refuse to use the new corporate name, which includes that company which makes silly American boytoys) knew what it was doing here, you'd have a sponsor!
Posted by: James at July 21, 2005 07:52 PM
Good thing my landlord has his tv turned up loud, ere he'd be wondering what the heck was making me laugh so darn loud.
Posted by: Frankenstein at July 21, 2005 09:20 PM
Are you trying to say that Shiner is gay? Because I take umbrage at that.
Posted by: sam at July 22, 2005 09:54 AM
I thought you drove pretty hetero when you were in Chicago but, then again, looks can be deceiving.
Posted by: palochi at July 22, 2005 02:58 PM
Dear Mr. Gay,
You'll be pleased to know that, so far, yours is the only blog I have access to from my new day job.
Love,
Mr. Gayer
Posted by: mak at July 22, 2005 04:36 PM
At least it doesn't address you as "Mary". I guess that would have been a 1970's model.
Drive safely!
Cheers,
Mr. H.K.
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