Glennalicious: I never learned how to pronounce "meme"

September 03, 2005

I never learned how to pronounce "meme"

I was tagged by Scott for the music meme, and Bob for the Seven meme.

Thank you guys for giving me something to distract me from the upcoming teaching schedule. The music one is highly appropriate, as I have been rating songs on my iPod for the last month. The ones listed are songs that I've rated as 5 stars.

Songs I'm currently digging:

Juliet- Avalon
Beck- Pressure Zone
Ella Fitzgerald- Dream a Little Dream of Me
Imogen Heap- Hide and Seek
Lemonjelly- In the Bath
Papas Fritas- Way You Walk
Shannon Brown- Half a Man
Sia- Breathe Me
Sugarbomb- Mail Order Girlfriend
Dokazano- Zemphira

Next meme.

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1) Sky dive.
2) Become the Supreme World Leader of the Universe. My first order will be to teach all people that the fast lane is for people going FASTER.
3) Dive in a bathysphere.
4) Remaster my other languages, learn two more.
5) Join the Pro Wrestling circuit, probably as a heel named the Evil Mathematician. My finishing cry would be "Math IS hard!"
6) Travel to Antarctica, eat some penguin.
7) Turn 60.

7 things I can do:
1) Rebuild a VW engine in about two hours.
2) Clap with one hand.
3) Eat lots of tainted food with only horrific gas as a result.
4) Identify most vehicles while driving just by the shape of their taillights.
5) Castrate a bull.
6) Use the 'teacher look.'
7) Strip.

7 things I cannot do:
1) Sing in public.
2) Catch a football or baseball.
3) Have sex with a clown.
4) Wade into a crowd of screaming teenagers.
5) Stay awake in a plane.
6) Analyze my own emotions.
7) Touch polystyrene foam.

7 things that attract me to another person:
1) A pulse.
2) Testicles.
3) Furry chest.
4) Inability to pump gas (no double entendre, he really can't pump gas).
5) Ability to fend off clowns.
6) Canadian citizenship.
7) A brilliant mind and beautiful soul.

7 things that I say most often:
1) What?
2) Where?
3) Who?
4) Do you think this has gone bad?
5) ....actually.....
6) Dark beer, please.
7) Sorry I'm late.

7 celebrity crushes:
1) Jason Statham
2) Jake Shears
3) Jake Gyllenhaal
4) Sean Connery
5) Peter Sarsgaard
6) Ryan Reynolds
7) Robbie Williams

7 people I want to do this, and they also have to do BOTH!
1)Sparky
2) Brandon
3) Kieran
4) Charles
5) Michael
6) Thom
7) Helen

Posted by G at September 3, 2005 03:18 PM

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OK, what am I doing? What is this, how do you say, meme?

Posted by: kayo at September 4, 2005 01:54 PM

Thanks for NOT tagging me. (I mean it!).

Did you get the Chancellor's Memo about the new rule that all Math Coaches are to sing their lessons while standing on a polystyrene stage?

So, don't be late...

Cheers,

Mr. H.K.
Postcards from Hell's Kitchen
And I Quote Blog

Posted by: Mr H.K. at September 4, 2005 07:15 PM

That Sia song... good stuff.

And you forgot "woo hoo!" for "7 things that I say most often".

Posted by: palochi at September 6, 2005 12:30 AM

Wait a minute...did you just give me homework?
Dang, I've been served.

Posted by: Helen at September 6, 2005 09:37 AM

I love Lemon Jelly! I LOVE ELLA FITZGERALD! (I did a similar meme recently. You might like the Ella track I posted.)

Posted by: Mush at September 7, 2005 05:57 PM

I'm curious how often the whole issue of having sex with a clown comes up.

Posted by: Crash at September 12, 2005 01:14 PM