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November 14, 2005
Deeply disturbed blog
My blog is deeply messed up. Notice the archives? They don't work. Notice the search feature? Doesn't work. You should see the painful way I have to enter my text, and none of the plugins work.
I don't need advice, I need someone to take my logins/passwords and fix it. I know that the problems are basic, but they might as well be in Chinese to me. I have neither the time nor the desire to learn coding and tags.
Payment options:
* Cash- I dunno, $100?
* Fix things in your house (put up shelves, rewire an outlet, that kind of thing)
* Alcohol tab
* Dinner
* Erotic massage with happy ending
Email me if you have the skills and time. This would be one of those eternally grateful things.
Posted by G at November 14, 2005 06:20 PM
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I don't know jack shit about coding and HTML, but Brian and I can tag team for the massage with happy ending.
Posted by: mark at November 14, 2005 08:21 PM
While I'd be very interested in the last option on your list, I'm pretty useless at these things as well. Sorry : (
Posted by: jeff at November 14, 2005 10:10 PM
Oh boy. I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut, for once.
Posted by: Helen at November 15, 2005 09:49 AM
I can attest that G is good for 3 of the 5 above offers. As for 2 of them I cannot say.
Posted by: jimbo at November 15, 2005 10:38 AM
I feel your pain... I just switched platforms and everything has gone whack.
Posted by: jeremy at November 15, 2005 12:06 PM
The gays are so predictable. But good job on marketing!
Posted by: Michael at November 15, 2005 02:47 PM
And the happy ending would be Derrick walking in with a gun?
Posted by: palochi at November 15, 2005 04:40 PM
Rats! My sweetie seems to be the wrong kind of geek for this! Given our recent move, the idea of help with shelves and other housework sounded soooo appealing . . . good luck!
Posted by: Cohort 6 Fellow at November 15, 2005 09:13 PM
Hey. I was a pain in the ass to Blogger Help when I first started. If you stick with it they will help you out.
Posted by: Scudder at November 16, 2005 12:28 PM
Ahhhh, I just saw at the bottom of your page that you're not a Blogger Blog. Hmmmm. Well, maybe the same process will work with your host...
Posted by: Scudder at November 16, 2005 12:30 PM
Poor fella!
Posted by: Mr. HK at November 16, 2005 05:31 PM