Glennalicious: Who's on first?

November 28, 2005

I feel like that clueless elementary school kid on the playground. Why does sex equate to baseball? I don't think about baseball during sex.

One of the kids was screaming about an over-age sixth grader attacking her. He's just turned 15, and he's still in 6th grade. Lovely.

First base= holding hands? Second base= kissing? Third base= groping? Home base= sex?

Is there a gay version? First base= handjobs? Second base= blowjobs? Third base= ???

The mind boggles.

Posted by G at November 28, 2005 10:03 PM

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i always thought a blowjob was like shaking hands, but then again, apparently i'm a trollop.

let's move away from baseball and on to something a bit more approachable.

If you get to GAP, that's probably a handjob. If you get to Banana, you've paid too much. That's all I know.

Posted by: jwc at November 28, 2005 11:16 PM

If you get an actual answer to this, please, please let me know. I've been quite boggled a number of times.

Posted by: Chris at November 29, 2005 01:21 AM

I think (male) gay sex is like football - there's only first-downs and touchdowns... where as lesbian sex is like golf, a lot of 'fore'-play.

Posted by: jase at November 29, 2005 02:17 PM

I've always thought gay sex was analogous (hee hee...anal) to basketball. He shoots! He scores! He shoots! He misses!

There's even the occasional rebound.

Posted by: Michael at November 29, 2005 02:21 PM

You lost me at "bases", but I'm thinking badminton--slamming the birdie's bottom and all that racquet.

Posted by: charles at November 29, 2005 11:16 PM

Wait...which one is baseball? That's the little white one right?

Posted by: Alan at November 30, 2005 02:17 PM

Ya got your balls, your mitts, your dugouts - what more do we need?

Posted by: Scudder at November 30, 2005 04:07 PM