Glennalicious: The beard is back

January 20, 2006

The beard is back

Pogonophiles should be happy, as the beard is back. Some people might just call it a few days of lazy non-shaving, but I prefer to think of it as growing my full beard again. Since NYC hasn't exactly been freezing, the weather seemed to be pushing for the simple van dyke style goatee. However, the full beard is around for some time, as I enjoy seeing people get startled when I take my cap off. I would post pictures, but I'm also feeling really fat lately.

Did I not mention my ABSOLUTE FREAK OUT MELTDOWN before work a few days ago? No? Maybe that's because I tried to put on a pair of jeans that I normally don't wear, but seemed eminently wearable after almost three weeks of not doing laundry. I couldn't button them closed, so a gang of rampaging lemurs burst forth from the dark corner in my skull. None of them activated my vocal chords, but Derrick was silently viewing the entire event from the living room. I now have actual fat pants, which means that it is time for me to go to that strange one-syllable place.

The gym.

Posted by G at January 20, 2006 10:41 PM

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welcome to my world G.....

Posted by: brian at January 21, 2006 11:55 PM

Kudos for the net increase in facial hair.

Over the Xmas holiday, I nicked my goatee while trimming and was forced to cut it well VERY close. Several women at work almost insisted I take it off completely (the goatee, of course.) I politely declined (The phrase "Bite me." was used.) They countered by saying "If we can raise $250 for charity, will you do it." Sigh.

As for "The Gym", have you not considered this to be a blessing. Start now and picture this: Mid-August. Hot. HOT! You're swimming in the surf at some nice beach. You swim to shore and stand. The sea water drains down your taut frame, through the hair on your chest, over your pecs and down your flat, rock-hard abs. It runs down your shoulders, off your biceps and down your forearms... ummm, where was I? Oh, yeah, Gym = Good.

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2006 01:57 PM

"Celebrate good times, Come On!" Yaay, the beard is back.

Sorry about the lemurs.

Posted by: jimbo at January 22, 2006 09:04 PM

Yea! for the return of the beard. What, no pics of that furry handsome face of yours?

Posted by: mike at January 23, 2006 06:55 PM

I am mentioning the use of your word 'pogonophiles' and Jeff's contraction to 'pog'. We are starting a 'thing' now.

Posted by: jimbo at January 23, 2006 11:23 PM

I HATE HAVING FAT PANTS.

Posted by: Mush at January 24, 2006 03:32 PM

Pictures!
I want pictures!

Posted by: circleinasquare at January 25, 2006 04:42 PM