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January 14, 2006
Time for sun and sand
There are benefits to working in a seriously screwed-up school.
If you're a math coach, they send you to California for training. Hollywood, to be exact. I leave Thursday afternoon, and I'll be wearing shorts before I go to bed. I won't come back into the cold until Sunday afternoon.
I haven't been there in 15 years, so any suggestions?
Posted by G at January 14, 2006 10:46 PM
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no suggestions, just... condolences.
;)
Posted by: Spencer at January 14, 2006 11:39 PM
damn, if i'd have read this sooner i would have sent you to a couple of cool places....and maybe set you up to go to dinner with liz hall. enjoy the weather while you can and have a safe trip.
Posted by: brian at January 15, 2006 12:38 PM
Get discovered while strolling down the street.
Be immediately offered the lead in several edgy new projects. (The sexy math coach role, of course.)
Balk at the nudity in each one, but in the end relent because it's tasteful and plot-driven.
Have a torrid affair with each of your male co-stars. Simultaneously!
When they call, tell Regis and Kelly "no" because you're holding out for "The View". When "The View" calls, tell them you're wait for "Reeg and Kell." (And drop a hint you've been banging Star's "man".)
Become addicted to something important but unusual so the media will grab it. I recommend Mydol.
Check in and out of the Betty Ford in the same day
And be back by Sunday!
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2006 02:04 PM
Just have fun! :-)
Posted by: Jess at January 15, 2006 09:48 PM
Come on down to San Diego and visit me!! But call first so I can put on clean underwear.
Posted by: jeff at January 15, 2006 10:44 PM
We just got back from there. The sun is nice, but you'll miss New York. Lots of interesting gang graffiti on the street signs.
Posted by: Mrs. Leamon at January 16, 2006 12:47 AM