Glennalicious

Methinks sloth fits far too perfectly

There will be one or two "frats" of bears jammed into the basement at Snaxx on Friday.
I'll prolly be over at Phoenix, though, with the alterna-fags. :-)

I'm a Panda!!!!
Woohooo.
Go me. Go me. I'm Asian. I'm husky.
Ling ling ain't got nothin on me.
*cabbage patch**cabbage patch**cabbage patch*

I was thinking a "Woof" of bears seemed like the proper collective noun. Or perhaps a "buffet" of bears. Heh. Or how about a "purse" of bears to point out that, no matter how pleasantly furry, they're still just big nelly boys. :)

Otter?

I loved it when you boinked Dean Wormer's drunk wife and then left her passed out on her front lawn. Good times. Too bad about that glass coffee table though, eh?

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg -- isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!"

- Eric "Otter" Stratton, "Animal House" (1978)

Your people are such labellers. ;-)

I propose "a buffett of bears." You could pronounce it like Jimmy Buffett, but the word "buffet" (as in food) comes to the mind.

Yeah, I fall into the "bitter old queen" category. **sigh**

I was classified as an Otter a while back from some bears. They explained it to me in detail. Then I asked, "Wouldn't an otter be food for bears?"

"Exactly" was their response.

Whenever someone claims me for a group, my kneejerk reaction is to nod and smile politely. Whatever the group is, I probably can fit in it.

I'm a monkey. My bf's a monkey too. No particular reason, we're both just monkeys.

sea otters are one of my favorite animals. they're adorable. i like the way that their idea of cleaning up after dinner, is to roll over and let the food fall off of their stomachs. do you think there's a parallel there too?

I know you can refer to multiple twinks as a "party" of bois.

I would call a grouping of bears a "tub" of bears.

I still don't really like the word "bear."

But cubs and otters totally turn me on. Just saying.

I'm a moose.

Fuck the bear shit.

Oh my, oh my. How about a Bundle of Bears. That's cute enough. WOOOF.