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April 21, 2006
Happy Hour with geeks
When you have drinks with geeks, conversations drift in really alarming ways.
Elijah Wood is the only hobbit I wouldn't sleep with. I'm just saying. Gayest hobbit EVER.
Posted by G at April 21, 2006 09:50 AM
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I almost let that slide, until I thought about Bilbo. You'd sleep with Bilbo?!
Posted by: Alan at April 21, 2006 10:45 AM
OMG.
I am sooo much a Sam Gamgee type of guy.
I mean it was really all about Shawn Astin.
And I mean, come on...
Rudy?!?!
And of course, The Goonies.
The Goonies for pete's sake!!!!!!
Chunk: Hey, mister? Are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.
Sloth: Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
Chunk: Here you go.
[Chunk tosses the candy bar to Sloth and it hits him in the head. Both scream]
Chunk: I'm sorry, mister! I'm sorry!
[Sloth rips his chains out of the wall and goes to pick up the candy bar. Then, he realizes he's free]
Chunk: Gee, mister. You're even hungrier than I am.
Posted by: Mike P. at April 21, 2006 11:11 AM
Correction. I wouldn't sleep with Bilbo. In a fourgy, I would play with the three younger ones, and ignore Frodo. Bilbo wouldn't even be allowed to watch.
Posted by: glenn at April 21, 2006 11:15 AM
Even the little midget from Willow? And how about those Lolipop Guildsmen? I guess they aren't officially hobbits...
Posted by: Gayest Neil at April 21, 2006 12:17 PM
Sam Gangee here too. Frodo's a puss.
Posted by: palochi at April 21, 2006 01:37 PM
i have a cruch on that cute little sean astin!
adorable!
Posted by: bryce at April 21, 2006 03:46 PM
Somebody should set up a Dating Service for Geeks...
I should get out more.
I'm just sayin...
Cheers,
Posted by: Mr. HK at April 21, 2006 04:31 PM
Sean Astin? Mmmmmm hobbiliciuos!!
Posted by: Jim (The Canuck One) at April 22, 2006 06:47 AM
Distrubing...hobbit sex. However, even with his oversized bare feet and chubby cheeks, I would still give it to Sam. Frodo does nothing for me.
What about Mini Me?
Posted by: Jeff at April 22, 2006 11:13 AM
*laughing*
Posted by: goblinbox at April 22, 2006 05:48 PM
Yeah, Elijah's just too "pretty." I don't like pretty. For hot sex, I vote for Dominic/Merry. Oof, yeah. Billy/Pippin could get me to do just about anything just by talking. Mmmm, Scottish accents. For a boyfriend, yeah, I'm completely looking to clone Sean Astin. PS, Alan, you do realize that Sean was Mike in The Goonies, not Chunk? He wasn't always fat.
Posted by: Andy at April 22, 2006 08:45 PM
Wow, this is really encouraging. I think I've only met one other gay man who thought Sean Astin was hot in LOTR. Maybe we should form a support group?
Posted by: Andy at April 22, 2006 09:55 PM
Hey Andy, that was me with the Chunk reference.
I know Sean played Mike.
But it was Chunk who had the best lines :D
Posted by: Mike P. at April 24, 2006 02:26 PM