Glennalicious: Thank zod for fat people in NJ

July 10, 2006

Thank zod for fat people in NJ

Summer school sucks. I got through last week with the wonderful lure of Cape May in NJ. Our friends invited us again this year to travel down there, and we left on Thursday night.

I was feeling quite anxious because I'm in the worst shape I've been in years, possibly since my straight days. To say that I'm self conscious would be an understatement.

Once I got there, I realized I would be okay being flabby, as MOSTLY EVERYONE IN CAPE MAY IS STRAIGHT AND SERIOUSLY FAT. My friends are in shape, Derrick is in shape, and EVERYONE ELSE WAS SERIOUSLY FAT.

I was totally happy ripping my shirt off. Now I'm just seriously burned.
Pics? Tomorrow.

Posted by G at July 10, 2006 09:21 PM

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The Jersey Shore is filled with fat people. True story.

Posted by: Foxy at July 11, 2006 12:22 AM

I so need to start biking.

Posted by: Randy McDonald at July 11, 2006 12:28 AM

Cardio, cardio, cardio.

You were straight once? *giggle*

Posted by: palochi at July 11, 2006 12:28 PM

It's always a matter of the context in which you place yourself, I've found - I too am often grateful for fat, out-of-shape heterosexuals! ;-)

Posted by: Thom at July 11, 2006 01:54 PM

Damn. I gotta get me to the Jersey Shore one of these days. Everyone below 40 on Fire Island is skinny or seriously beefy...especially in the straight communities!

Posted by: Luke at July 11, 2006 02:44 PM

Burly is the new black.
I read it in The New York Times Style Section.
Trust.

Posted by: Mike P. at July 11, 2006 04:31 PM