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October 02, 2006

Tye's preflight announcement

Tye is a dear friend of mine from Lubbock, now living in Chicago. He works for an unnamed airline, and he finally taped his preflight announcement. He had to edit out specific references to his airline, but you'll get the high points. DO NOT WATCH WHILE DRINKING LIQUIDS, as they will shoot through your nose.

Leave him a comment of love and appreciation.

Posted by G at October 2, 2006 01:56 PM

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i swear to god i have been on one of his flights before.
from houston hobby [not my hobby!] to chicago midway, all the way. i hope he didn't notice that my seat was somewhat wet when i left the plane. you see, when he was gving the announcements, i laughed so hard i "might" have let out a little pee.

Posted by: jiminy at October 2, 2006 03:39 PM

My god, that was BRILLIANT.

Posted by: Frankenstein at October 2, 2006 03:44 PM

Absolutely delightful (and I am not easily entertained)

Posted by: farmboyz at October 2, 2006 09:48 PM

Yes!! Ab-Fab!! Loved it. Pepsi in my nose since I didn't bother to take G's warning seriously. So, I'm off to e-mail the link to my friends and clean up my monitor and see about the pepsi in my nose.

J

Posted by: James at October 2, 2006 11:07 PM

Wow. All I'll say is that perhaps I have been premature in my rating of a certain airline.

Posted by: copperred at October 2, 2006 11:29 PM

If he wants, he could sign up for www.blip.tv b/c Carson Daly 'n' CNN are lookin' for amateur actors 'n' producers, 'n' winning qualifiers can win airtime on national television along w/ $$$. The next time I fly in an plane, I hope I can get someone as funny as this guy.

"And if you're traveling w/ more than one child.....well....pick your favorite."

If I was in that situation, I would've looked at my mom w/ puppy eyes 'n' pull out my report card.

Posted by: Doug at October 3, 2006 01:17 AM

"and if you are traveling with more than one child...."

and in that situation i would have started to wish my sister best of luck with holding her breath.

Posted by: brian Nesbitt at October 3, 2006 11:33 AM

Don't watch it while eating cheesecake either. Trust me, you don't want to know....

Posted by: Jeffrey at October 3, 2006 11:36 AM

The truth will set you free. Tye's a genius. :)

Posted by: palochi at October 3, 2006 01:38 PM

HILARIOUS! And what a cutie he is! I NEVER get cute flight attendants!!!

Posted by: Craig at October 4, 2006 04:35 AM

That is hysterical! I passed it on to some friends here in Seattle who are flight attendants. And yes, Tye is absolutely adorable ... hopefully I'll fly with him soon ...

Posted by: Matt at October 4, 2006 08:17 PM