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April 20, 2007

TP debate

Derrick just turned to me during breakfast and smarmily decided he is winning the toilet paper debate.

First off, I do listen, as I used to floss after brushing, and now floss before brushing.

However, when it comes to toilet paper, he, and some other deranged others, are clearly wrong.

Toilet paper should be positioned so the roll goes over the top. Period.

An immediate search on wikipedia just taught me that they call it "poo tickets" in Australia. Heehee, poo tickets.

Posted by G at April 20, 2007 07:55 AM

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I have to agree with you--TP over the top. The other way just feels wrong.

Posted by: one3y3 at April 20, 2007 08:24 AM

Actually, I have to say that it depends on the location of the poo ticket holder to the toilet. Some locations call for an under because its easier to access. I think, though, in all ads, you'll see it placed over.

Posted by: patrick at April 20, 2007 10:40 AM

I couldn't agree more. Anything but over the top, is just plain wrong.

Posted by: Brian at April 20, 2007 10:48 AM

I am in complete agreement, G. Rex does it the other way as well, and it drives me crazy. Hence, our having separate bathrooms when we do eventually live together.

He can have his "you can lose the toilet paper end against the wall" method, and I'll have my clearly more logical method.

*sound of righteous indignation"

Posted by: Stephen J. Xanthos at April 20, 2007 11:21 AM

Why don't you guys do it like this... If you're replacing the roll, TP up. If bf replaces it, TP down... and one will have to abide this golden rule 'til the TP runs out. ahaha!

Great weekend you two!

PS. Tho one thing I learned about TP down is that, I find that it's easier to tear with one hand! Just my observation. Toodles.

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2007 12:48 PM

i'm weighing in with under. seems to rip better that way instead of having a length of it cascade to the floor. and i floss before brushing too.

Posted by: brian Nesbitt at April 20, 2007 03:41 PM

Tell him he can have custody to all the toilet paper you jointly own AFTER the divorce. :)

Posted by: palochi at April 20, 2007 03:47 PM

If the house is populated with all adults the toilet paper should roll down from the top.

If there are kids in the house too young to control the amount of poo tickets they tear off...it is helpful to have them tear from bottom.

To verify you might try looking in Emily Post or Amy Vanderbilt's books on proper behavior.

Posted by: Chris at April 20, 2007 05:18 PM

TP goes OVER the roll UNLESS you have cats as it must go UNDER the roll. (On being presented with TP over the roll, each cat will eventually determine that the kneading movement will happily spin the entire roll onto the floor.)

"Poo Tickets" HA!

Posted by: Jim (The Canuck One) at April 20, 2007 06:10 PM

Definately over the top. Its easier to get too. Unless you have a mischievous cat then the opposite so it all doesn't end up on the floor.

Posted by: mike at April 20, 2007 06:48 PM

You are unequivocally correct, my friend, but look at the debate this tissue issue always spawns.

Posted by: Tom at April 20, 2007 07:08 PM

Unless you have a cat/dog/both who think it's the epitome of fun to unravel the entire roll of toilet paper all over the bathroom. It MUST come from behind. (Ummm ... you know what I meant).

Posted by: Matt at April 20, 2007 07:36 PM

A while back, I saw an episode of King of the Hill where Hank made a big deal about some lazy guy putting the toilet paper squares UNDER the roll. Maybe it's just the Texan way of how toilet rolls should be positioned?

Everybody should listen to cartoon morals, btw.

Posted by: Doug at April 20, 2007 08:18 PM

The toilet paper goes over the top as shown. However, what is important is having toilet paper and wikapedia is not referring to the snobbish upper class of Australia who would not even refer to t.p.

Posted by: Jan at April 20, 2007 09:02 PM

"Toilet paper should be positioned so the roll goes over the top."

Unnatural. My aunt's third husband will actually go so far as to *flip* a perfectly good roll from under to over--in other people's bathrooms!

"An immediate search on wikipedia just taught me that they call it "poo tickets" in Australia. Heehee, poo tickets."

I bet they put the TP *over* the roll, too. Then again, maybe that's understandable in Oz, what with the whole coriolis force situation.

Freakish creatures--the lot of you.

Posted by: scott at April 20, 2007 10:11 PM

Over the top! yeppers.

Posted by: Lee at April 21, 2007 01:26 AM

For me the clearest indication that over-the-top is the better way is the custom of hotels to do so, folding the end of the sheet into a triangle. I was raised expecting to hang it the other way, but the hardworking folks at places like the Bellagio have convinced me otherwise.

Posted by: marty at April 21, 2007 06:55 AM

I know it's not QUITE the same, if you buy paper towels with words or a pattern on the roll, it is upside-down from the front if you put it on the paper towel holder with the free end under the roll. It has to go from the front.

Posted by: Jimmy at April 21, 2007 07:00 AM

Who gives a sh*t.

Posted by: Mike at April 21, 2007 03:55 PM

I'm sticking with my UNDER category.

There. I said it. It won't be the first or last time I'm an outcast!


exit Blobby...stomping off and pouting.

Posted by: Blobby at April 21, 2007 07:36 PM

I think the core of the argument is that if the paper goes under the roll, it touches something else before it touches my butt. This is wrong, for that which touches my butt must be pure.

Loose end cascading over the roll ensures the paper touches nothing else before touching my butt. And that is the end of the argument.

Posted by: jimbo at April 22, 2007 05:00 PM

jeez, I have enough trouble getting Greg to replace the roll when its done. Usually, he just pulls it out and leaves in on top of the tank. Up or down, who cares??? just replace it!

Posted by: seth at April 22, 2007 05:29 PM

You gotta explain to me why.

I. Just. Don't. Get. It.

Posted by: Stash at April 23, 2007 12:41 PM

I can't remember which position I took in this debate.

Welcome to having "poo tickets" as your new number one google referral.

Posted by: GayProf at April 23, 2007 01:44 PM

hmmm - now I have to go home and look

Posted by: Jack Hampster at April 24, 2007 02:42 PM

So utterly wrong.

Posted by: homer at April 27, 2007 07:04 PM

Poo tickets. Love it.

Posted by: Yen at April 28, 2007 12:25 AM

Yes, I am in total agreement on the TP issue.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2007 08:34 PM

Ok, yes, it must be over the top. It's so much EASIER that way. Why would you want to reach around the back and jam your knuckles into the wall behind the toilet paper when it goes the other way? Does Derrick have big knuckles from all the rapping against the wall?

And about your comment on my Corpus post, yes, Jesus does giggle when you walk on him. It's a lot like a Homer giggle, actually.

Posted by: BJ at May 6, 2007 10:43 AM

Oh, I finally checked... I put with the poo ticket going over the top

Posted by: Jack Hampster at May 8, 2007 06:38 PM