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June 04, 2007
Aller au Canada
Derrick is going to Prince Edward Island, Canada on Wednesday, returning next Monday. His parents are having their FIFTIETH wedding anniversary, and apparently they would like their wayward son to be present at the festivities. Apparently the whole town will be there. I'm envisioning some kind of Romy and Michelle moment.
I'll have to cook my own dinner, walk the dog in the morning, and starfish in the bed. This means I'll be eating lots of meat/mac&cheese, arriving late to school, and trying to spoon until I hit the other edge of the bed.
Worst case scenario: I eat more tainted food because he doesn't block my access to the fridge, I starfish unconscious in the kitchen, and Bear poops all over the living room. (I know that is what many of my friends think will happen.)
Posted by G at June 4, 2007 07:38 PM
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I never knew starfish can be used as a verb!
Posted by: Doug at June 5, 2007 12:51 AM
Mmmmm..... Bacon! If you really want to go for it though, mac and cheese with ham. I used to work across the street from a sandwich shop that made mac and cheese with ham every Friday. A major contributor to my former pear shape. I suggest bratwust myself. Also, look at walking the dog as an excuse to go out and get some ice cream. You have to keep your strength up after all.
I have no advice about sleeping habits. After many years of happy bachelorhood I am used to taking up the whole bed and snoring like a band saw.
Posted by: Tony at June 5, 2007 05:05 AM
Looks like you'll have to rely on the company of new friends to keep you busy and out of harms way.
Posted by: patrick at June 5, 2007 09:32 AM
we don't think it will happen....we KNOW it will.
Posted by: brian at June 5, 2007 03:58 PM
Mollie accidentally pooped on the bedroom floor last night. And I stepped in it.
Posted by: homer at June 5, 2007 05:24 PM
Your use of "starfish" as a verb totally cracks me up.
Good luck not falling out of the damn bed!
*lol*
Posted by: goblinbox at June 5, 2007 05:55 PM
I bet this means Gilicious will be out and about. That makes me happy.
Posted by: Foxy at June 5, 2007 07:33 PM
Remember, NO GREEN LUNCHMEAT.
Posted by: Allen at June 6, 2007 12:33 PM
Ooo, ooo, Derrick's probably just over an hour away from here as I write this!! (Yes, I get excited over the littlest things.)
Posted by: Jim (The Canuck One) at June 6, 2007 04:18 PM
Starry starry fish
Paint G's bed blue and gray...
And better Bear pooping on the floor than you.
Posted by: Lee at June 7, 2007 07:11 AM
have you tried baking your bacon yet?
Posted by: Seth at June 9, 2007 06:59 AM
Loved PEI when I went there. That was back in the day before the bridge connected it to New Brunswick. Of course, I got red clay everywhere on my clothes and sneakers. (we were camping.) The people were friendly, the lobster delicious, the mosquitoes, industrial strength blood-draining variety.
Posted by: Mike at June 9, 2007 10:07 AM
Absence makes the heart grow fonder...
Posted by: Todd HellsKitchen at June 9, 2007 03:05 PM