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February 28, 2008
As gay as the day is long
I am, which means that last December 22nd I was actually not very gay at all, and on June 21st, I will be FLAMING. Day by day, I am just getting progressively gayer. Today was the first day of the year that I felt sufficiently gay to really obsess on my winter fatness.
In a random aside, I should also mention that on March 8th, I will be gay one hour later. Brunch will feel like 11, but will really be noon.
Also, if I were to be on the equator, I am pretty sure that I would be consistently gay.
Posted by G at February 28, 2008 07:03 PM
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why one hour later on March 8th?
Posted by: mike/ at February 28, 2008 07:43 PM
You are also a hyper-dork. Just sayin'. The two are not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Jeff at February 28, 2008 09:35 PM
DST will be then? I was wondering. Thanx!
And YOU'RE NOT FAT!!!!!
Posted by: Lee at February 28, 2008 11:45 PM
The weather hasn't improved. This morning was 26 degrees. *pout*
Posted by: Stash at February 29, 2008 11:00 AM
And if you lived at the north pole, you would have six months of uninterrupted, near total gayness, followed by six months of -- well, something too horrible to be contemplated.
Posted by: Jeffrey at February 29, 2008 07:12 PM
You are a Gerd (Gay Nerd).
BTW, you should come visit me and help with some house repairs!
Posted by: homer at March 1, 2008 01:17 PM
THAT was some funniness
Posted by: joe to hell at March 5, 2008 07:26 PM
I hadn't thought about it, but I think my gay to sunlight ratio is about the same. Have you considered the temperature variable? I find cold just freezes all of the gay right out of me. Or maybe it crystalizes into bad tempered queeniness.
Posted by: Tony at March 13, 2008 01:39 PM