Glennalicious: Math joke of the month

February 07, 2008

Why do math teachers never get arrested for DUI?

Click the extended entry for the answer.

Because math teachers would never drink and derive.

Posted by G at February 7, 2008 03:51 PM

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groannnnnnnnnnn

Posted by: seth at February 7, 2008 05:35 PM

i'm sure I won't be the first here:

GROAN!!!!

...but it made me smile anyway.

Posted by: Blobby at February 7, 2008 08:58 PM

72-font groan ....

Posted by: Matt at February 7, 2008 09:16 PM

I can imagine you getting pulled over 'n the officer giving you a math sobriety test.

Posted by: Doug at February 9, 2008 01:18 AM

What's a Calculus teacher's favorite car?

Integra ls

Posted by: Doug at February 11, 2008 02:16 AM

Oh man...
That was horrible.
Just for that...
You get no punch and 3.1415...

Posted by: MIke P. at February 11, 2008 05:40 PM

Oh man...
That was horrible.
Just for that...
You get no punch and 3.1415...

Posted by: MIke P. at February 11, 2008 05:40 PM

i can't believe i wasted those calories clicking that link

Posted by: allen at February 13, 2008 12:50 AM

Oh, Glenn! That was awful. I can't wait to tell it around the department! And people think mathematicians have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Tony at February 14, 2008 10:31 AM